Don't You Just Love Nebraska Jokes?

Enjoy the revised schedule of the lil' red from Nebraska. Just a joke to our friends in the land of the corn.

HUSKERS 2003 REVISED SCHEDULE

> September:

> 14.........Taft Junior High School

> 21.........Cub Scout Pack #201

> 28.........Lincoln Blind Academy

> October:

> 5 .........Spanish America War Vets

> 2 .........Crippled Children's Home

> 19........Elgin Mental Hospital

> 26. ......Girl Scout Troop #353

> November:

> 2.........Illinois Venereal Disease Clinic

> 9.........Cicero Boys Choir

> 16.......Korean Amputees

> SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME > December:

> 8.........Wrigleyville Boys Club

> **RULE CHANGES FROM 2002 SEASON**

1) When playing polio patients, the Huskers must not disconnect knee > braces.

2) When playing the Blind Academy, the Huskers must not hide the football under their jerseys.

3) A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you Huskers fans that have never seen this from your team) is still worth six (6) points.

4) The Huskers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

5) The Huskers will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.

6) The Huskers will be awarded ten (10) time outs as opposed to three (3)for the opposing team.

7) The Huskers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten (10).


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