(Editor's Note: The views expressed by The ES (Enlightened Spartan) do not necessarily reflect that of Spartans Insider or TheInsiders.com network ... especially that t-shirt thing. Thank you)
Author: The ES (EnlightenedSpartan.com)
The ES hates Notre Dame. Not as much as Michigan, but the Irish are No. 2 on the ES' hit list. They are both from the same mold - Michigan is the ugly bully down the road whose ass you always wanted to kick as a kid. Notre Dame is the prissy girl down the road who whines whenever she doesn't get what she demands. These schools praise the virtues of academics, yet when it comes to the all-mighty gridiron, they are pompous, self-righteous, holier-than-thou with their pigskin sqauds.
These schools think their shit don't stink.
Sorry, boys and girls, but your attitude stinks so bad that even us cow-pie eating aggies up in Spartanland have to roll down the window and get some fresh air when we're even in your vicinity.
Now, the ES has demonstrated the justifiable hatred of these schools by selling t-shirts that pontificate what the masses already know: UM and ND stink. Go ahead, join the cause. Buy a t-shirt. You hate UM: "KICK MICHIGAN's ASS" is just for you. Or, just let everyone know that "I HATE MICHIGAN" .
Tell it like it is!
Better yet, let's get to the core of the Irish. Let's get their ire. Come on, Irish. You wimps. Bring it on. Let's see if you can take it.
From the tone of many ND alumni contacting the ES via email, it's a JUSTIFIABLE FACT that you are a bunch of fairies and can't take an insult. Spartan fans, buy up these shirts and let them know who you really hate.
"KILL THE IRISH" says it plain and simple, but, let's get naughty and let's get offensive. The ES prefers "WHIP THE GODDAM CATHOLICS".
That really tells it like it is.
ND fans are pissed off at the ES, yet t-shirt sales are soaring. You Golden Domers are on such a high pedestal and your head is so far up your arse that you can't see straight! The ES is an EQUAL OFFENDING bigot. Don't think you are alone. the ES will sell you a "SCALP THE ILLINI" t-shirt, or a "GUT THE GOPHERS" shirt, or maybe even a "STONE THE QUAKERS" shirt if the Spartans ever played Pennsylvania. Gimme a break and have a little fun, you South Bend sissies.
So, go to the ES site Spartan fans, buy up your shirts, and tell it like it is. Display your hatred on your chest. The ES does. And, as always, GO SPARTANS! BEAT THE GODDAM IRISH!!!!