Holiday Greetings from da Coach

We're always worried about who might be offended by our offering of Holiday Greetings at this time of year. We prefer to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, but we also know some don't believe in our holiday and might take offense....So...

In the spirit of today's world...
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2004, but not without due respect for the calendar years of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, web browser or sexual preferences of the wishes.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
  • This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
  • It is freely transferable with no alteration of the original greeting.
  • It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and
  • is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher or wishers.

Merry Christmas

and a Happy New Year
From all of us a Purple Reign

Legal language from the In the Wind column by Ira Black in the No'eastern Magazine
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