The Beaver defense had six sacks, lots of quarterback hurries, and it seemed
like Jason Johnson got knocked down on every passing play. Which part of Jasons
body has the most bruises?
A. His legs.
B. His upper torso.
C. His fanny.
D. His ego.
E. All of the above.
Nick Barnett had another monster game. If you had a vote that counted, and you could vote today, would he get your vote for PAC-10 defensive player of the year?
B. Definitely yes.
C. Most certainly yes.
D. Not if youre Richard Seiglers mom.
Who had a better game, the defensive linemen, linebackers, or the secondary?
The wide receivers blocking was a thing of beauty. All of them did a good job; which one seemed (in my inexpert opinion) to do a little extra good?
A. Jayson Boyd
B. Kenny Farley
C. Cole Clasen
D. I dont know, but I saw Steven Jackson get up after a long run and personally thank #2 for his downfield blocking.
Speaking of receivers, how many passes were dropped this week?
C. Does the one by Seth Lacey count?
D. Too many.
The offensive line played their best conference game to date. Their improvement is making many people happy; who is the happiest?
A. The offensive lineman themselves.
B. The offensive line coaches.
C. Derek Andersons chiropractor.
D. Derek Andersons mom.
Which penalty drew the most boos?
A. The pass interference on Terrell.
B. The holding call negating Steven Jacksons 69-yard run.
C. The holding call on Terrell.
D. The combo 30-yard penalty. Its first down and 42!
Which sentence below is NOT a mispronunciation of #46s name?
A. Look, I just got Yuuhlanammys autograph!
B. Look, I just got Whylineamammys autograph!
C. Look, I just got Whylamininnys autograph!
D. Look, I just got Curts autograph!
Steven Jackson is an awe inspiring sight busting through the line, outrunning defenders, dreadlocks flying in the wind. His hairdo has inspired some copycatting.
True/FalseDreadlocks look just as good on a pot-bellied 45-year-old orange-and-black-face-painted dude as they do on Steven. T____ F____.
The defensive lineman had (once again, in my inexpert opinion) their best PAC-10 game too. They stuffed the run, and decimated Arizonas passing game.
True/FalseEric Manning really meant it when he said, We were trying for negative-100 yards. T_____ F_____
HE WAS MAKING A PREDICTION FOR NEXT WEEKS GAME_____.
I dont usually follow the NFL, but I noticed that Joey Harrington pulled the Captain Comeback routine for Detroit.
True/FalseIt kills you, a Beaver fan, to have to admit J5P still has that end of the game comeback mojo. T____ F____.
True/FalseEvery porta-potty at Reser has an empty Jack Daniels lying on the floor or in its urinal after every home game. T____ F____
IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY____.
Who accidentally knocked over more kids in the end zone after the game?
A. The Toe.
B. Webmaster Dan.
C. You mean this week?
How many people were hit in the head/back/lower body by errant kicks from would-be field goal kickers after the game?
D. I dont know, but its sure entertaining to watch it happen. Its the one football play that never grows old.
True/FalseI get a prize from Beaverfootball.com for getting all of these answers correct. T_____ F_____
AND THEN I WOKE UP_____
(I know, I know, its Kirk. Hey, every Pop Quiz has to have at least one