'Whimsy' update

Pete Fiutak of collegefootballnews.com doesn't take himself too seriously. That's why he's one of my favorite sports writers and that's why I enjoy his "Calvacade of Whimsy" columns so much.

His latest irreverent effort for the popular football website includes Christmas wishes for all 117 NCAA Div. 1 football programs. Here's a sampling that features his wishes for the 12 Southeastern Conference programs:

Alabama: An offensive touchdown on a regular basis.

Arkansas: Overhyped prep QB Mitch Mustain with a bow on top.

Auburn: To keep playing like a team disrespected and not get caught up in the soon-to-come preseason 2006 hype.

Florida: Tim Tebow to be half as decent as his hype.

Georgia: A rematch with Florida with D.J. Shockley at quarterback.

Kentucky: Guy Morriss.

LSU: To hold on to defensive coordintor Bo Pelini for one more year.

Ole Miss: Coach O to have three players that could've played for him at USC.

Mississippi State: More than one touchdown per game against non-Ole Miss SEC teams.

South Carolina: An eligible running back to start the season.

Tennessee: A pass play of more than seven yards.

Vanderbilt: Another field goal attempt against MTSU.

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