PETE'S PIGSKIN PROGNOSTICATIONS

One of dullest, most predictable weeks of the year for the SEC. There's not a single game worth watching. Sure, there are some vague chances for an upset, but in games that no one really cares about.

Week 10
(6-1 last week; 60-12 overall)

The Geeks Shall Inherit the Turf....


The biggest news of the week is that UTK fired a coach who is 151-50 with a national championship to his credit, and, in these perilous economic times, is paying $6,000,000 for the privilege. Can you say tuition increase?

Tennessee Martin @ Auburn – Even Auburn can win against this school. ALMOST everybody beats Auburn. War Eagles by 30.

Alabama @ LSU – The Tide is washing over foe after foe on its way to the SEC showdown with Florida. ‘Bama by 13.

Arkansas @ South Carolina – Quoth Steve Spurrier "We're not very good." Well, neither is Arkansas, and USC is playing at home. Chickens by 10.

Georgia @ Kentucky – Kentucky is collapsing faster than a house of cards with bottom row removed. Only a miracle or two got them a win at MSU, but the divine intervention is over against the Dawgs. Georgia by 24.

Wyoming @ Tennessee – Wyoming is one of the few teams that has an offense worse than Tennessee's. With the ouster of the Great Pumpkin, Tennessee will destroy the Cowboys. This will be much like the MSU game, close for a while but UT will finally prevail by about 35.

Florida @ Vanderbilt –The Gators looked totally unstoppable against Georgia last week. If the Commodores' kicking game isn't absolutely top-notch (i.e. no blocks or runbacks) it could be respectable. By respectable I mean less than 30. I don't see how VU can keep the Gators from scoring, and I don't see how VU is going to score. Florida 38, VU 3.

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