ARIZONA STATE at STANFORD
Swoon Devil players were a bit rankled to hear ASU fans booing last Saturday. They became even more rankled when they realized some of those boos were coming from within their own huddle.
Reports from Palo Alto say Robber Baron boss Eugene "Buddy" Teevens was seen walking with a confident strut this past week. You know what that means: Either he had his Blue Pill prescription refilled or his Cardinal are on a one game win streak!
Pick: SUN DEVILS
WASHINGTON at ARIZONA
Cody Pickett returned to practice with no apparent side-effects from the bell-ringing he got last weekend although he still is under the impression that dogfans actually hold day jobs.
Former Vile Cat players are beginning to come forward with details on the mistreatment handed out by recently canned coach Mad John Mackovic. Abuse that included, among other things, forcing the players to—gulp—watch game film! The horror!
UCLA at WASHINGTON STATE
Bruin graduate assistant Karl "The Kid" Dorrell said there is no question Matt "Sack" Moore will start over Drew "Barrymore" Olson this weekend at Wazzu, noting that Moore won two out of three "paper, rock, scissors" contests with Olson.
Like many Pac-10 fans, I have emailed Godfather of Officials, Verle "The Virus" Sorgen with my concerns over his crew of goodfellas and their poor performance this season. And, like many others, I realized after hitting "send" that I'd used words with far too many syllables and my font size (36) was not nearly large enough.
CALIFORNIA at OREGON
When Duck dean Mike Bellotti tells former pupil, now Bear boss Jeff Tedford "I've taught you everything you know, but not everything I know," you gotta think Tedford is pretty darn happy Mike didn't teach him about the two-headed QB.
Pick: GOLDEN BEARS
OREGON STATE at BYE
Did you get the feeling that half the time Beavo QB De-pick Anderson passes gas it gets intercepted?
BYE at SOUTHERN CAL
I just can't shake this horrible vision I had late Saturday night of Pac-10 officials sitting in Ronnie Lott's jacuzzi with several aspiring "actresses," maniacally laughing as they throw back gin rickeys, and repeatedly yell "No fumble!"
LAST WEEK: 2-3