Washington State (9-2, 6-2, Sun Bowl
Washington (8-3, 6-2, Holiday Bowl
Arizona (5-6, 3-5)
California (1-10, 0-8)
Southern Cal (6-5, 5-3, Vegas Bowl
ARIZONA STATE (4-6, 1-6)
at UCLA (6-4, 3-4)
Good news, bad news from interim Bruisen coach Roly Toledo.
Bad news: Boozin' QB Cory "the passed-out passer" Paus benched following his second DUI conviction this year. Apparently the snow bank he ran into last year "just came out of nowhere!"
Good news: DeLoan "Ford Tough" Foster is the team's new designated driver! His old friends on the Humanitarian Bowl selection committee are always "away from their desk" when Stunned Devil coach Dirk "Blue Christmas" Koetter phones.
STANFORD (8-2, 6-2)
at SAN JOSE STATE (3-8, 3-5-WAC)
Don't look for the Robber Barons to lose their way to San Jose for a fourth year in a row. However, should they fall to the sputtering Spartans their Seattle Bowl bid would make a helluva lot more sense.
OREGON STATE (5-5, 3-4)
at OREGON (9-1, 6-1)
What Broadway Joey Harrington needs to win the Heisman: 1) a 700-yard passing performance against Beavos, 2) a Florida driver's license, 3) nine TD passes against Beavos, 4) the "O" on his helmet to stand for "Orlando," 5) personally capture Asshola Bin Laden, 6) five rushing TDs against Beavos, and 7) a Miami Hurricane jersey.
Civil War loss would mean the preseason national champion Big Teeth would be bowl ineligible for the first time since 1998. You know what that means: coach Dennis "I know how Cory Paus feels" Erickson is running out of Mike Riley recruits!
CRIMSON SEER'S RECORD
LAST WEEK: 2-2