The Crimson Seer's <br> Pac-10 Picks: Week 11

It's a <I>Pac-10 Picks</I> reunion of sorts this week, as three old friends of the Seer make special guest appearances! All that, and this weekend's winners revealed! Can life get any sweeter?!

OREGON STATE at WASHINGTON

 

You know things are bleak for the Win Dodgers when you start to hear Montllakers wax nostalgic over the "Lambright Dynasty."

 

Derek "Loni" Anderson's completion percentage of 47 percent doesn't look so bad upon learning it's still two percentage points above the average test score of the entire Beavo team. Ba-da-da.

 

Pick: Beavers


OREGON at WASHINGTON STATE

 

It's taken me most of the season, but finally I've realized why Deputy Duck QB Jason Fife has the unmistakable aura of greatness about him: He could be the twin of Scooby Doo's pal and Cartoon Network hall-of-famer, Shaggy.

 

Speaking of celebrity likenesses: As the season progresses I have noted that, yes, Jason Gesser does look more and more like John Heisman.

 

Pick: Cougars


SOUTHERN CAL at STANFORD

 

On a roll, what with having successfully passed the Toejam-sponsored ban on thunder-sticks, sensitive Southern Gal admin now petitions Pac-10 to outlaw O.J. jokes.

 

Speaking of silence: Stunford ticket scalping now rated the loneliest occupation by JD Powers and Associates.

 

Pick: Trojans


CALIFORNIA at ARIZONA STATE

 

I'm not sure if The Mike Bellotti ever told his disciple, The Dirt Koetter, "I've taught you everything you know, not everything I know," but after the Devil's hellish performance in Pullman last weekend, I'm guessing he must have.

 

Despite my grass induced - - er, grass roots - - campaign, it now appears unlikely Berkeley admin will ever agree to rename Cal's Memorial Stadium "The House that Holmoe Built."

 

Pick: Sun Devils

 

UCLA at ARIZONA

 

Bruins insist they're not looking past Mildcats, but admit to being a bit distracted by the Posh Spice kidnapping plot.

 

I asked Zona fans this question last season and I'll repeat it now: You chased Dick Tomey out of Tucson for this?!?!?

 

Pick: Bruins

Last week: 3-1 (dogged by UW)

Year to date: 39-16

 

 


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