Be Short and Be Long

Wilt Chamberlain once said: “Nobody roots for Goliath.” During yesterday’s 2014 PGA Long Drive Competition, plenty of people — who were polite and appreciated and applauded the big, tall Goliaths of the PGA Championship — were rooting for the little guys to not come up short.

Caroline Wozniacki (5’10”) took a bit of a shot at her ex-boyfriend’s height after she won the Istanbul Cup on the same day Rory McIlroy (5’9”) won the British Open. She tweeted: “Out and about in Istanbul. It’s been 3 years since I have worn heels on a normal day out.”

Don’t start with the short shots. See, short people have the power to come back at you with their own digs, like this quote from David Chambless: “Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall.”

Short People Have Their Day

Short golfers have taken shots their entire lives for lacking length off the tee and being forced to play from the weenie white tees while the real men blasted away from the brawny blacks. But yesterday at the 2014 PGA Long Drive Competition, short golfers showed up big time. McIlroy, who has been the best tournament driver on tour this last month, hit his drive very long but wide of the fairway and received a distance of 0 (you only get one swing). But on the leader board were John Daly (5’11”), of course, and Rickie Fowler (5’9”), who edged Keegan Bradley (6’3”) by two yards (328 to 326) to take a temporary lead. Gary Woodland (6’1”) hit his drive 330 yards, and it looked like short people would be shortchanged, once again. But Louis Oosthuizen (5’10”) saved the day by booming a 340-yard drive to win the competition.

“The Big Three were all less than 6’0”.”

BTW, in their prime, the Big Three of Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and Gary Player were all less than 6’0”. Nicklaus, who was 5’11-3/4”, won this same competition in 1963 (the first of his back-to-back wins) with a drive of 341 yards — using a persimmon driver and a wound ball.



Ah yes, Oosthuizen and short people were in the money yesterday. For his drive, Oosthuizen received a gold money clip, like the one Nicklaus won in 1963 and still carries today. There will also be a $25,000 donation split between two charities in Oosthuizen’s name.



Here’s the takeaway: Mess with short people on the golf course at your own peril. It’s like a Jewish mother once said: “So he’s short … he can stand on his wallet.”

What’s your height, and what’s your distance off the tee?


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Caroline Wozniacki (5’10”) took a bit of a shot at her ex-boyfriend’s height after she won the Istanbul Cup on the same day Rory McIlroy (5’9”) won the British Open. She tweeted: “Out and about in Istanbul. It’s been 3 years since I have worn heels on a normal day out.”

Don’t start with the short shots. See, short people have the power to come back at you with their own digs, like this quote from David Chambless: “Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall.”

Short golfers have taken shots their entire lives for lacking length off the tee and being forced to play from the weenie white tees while the real men blasted away from the brawny blacks. But yesterday at the 2014 PGA Long Drive Competition, short golfers showed up big time. McIlroy, who has been the best tournament driver on tour this last month, hit his drive very long but wide of the fairway and received a distance of 0 (you only get one swing). But on the leader board were John Daly (5’11”), of course, and Rickie Fowler (5’9”), who edged Keegan Bradley (6’3”) by two yards (328 to 326) to take a temporary lead. Gary Woodland (6’1”) hit his drive 330 yards, and it looked like short people would be shortchanged, once again. But Louis Oosthuizen (5’10”) saved the day by booming a 340-yard drive to win the competition.

“The Big Three were all less than 6’0”.”

BTW, in their prime, the Big Three of Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and Gary Player were all less than 6’0”. Nicklaus, who was 5’11-3/4”, won this same competition in 1963 (the first of his back-to-back wins) with a drive of 341 yards — using a persimmon driver and a wound ball.

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Ah yes, Oosthuizen and short people were in the money yesterday. For his drive, Oosthuizen received a gold money clip, like the one Nicklaus won in 1963 and still carries today. There will also be a $25,000 donation split between two charities in Oosthuizen’s name.

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Here’s the takeaway: Mess with short people on the golf course at your own peril. It’s like a Jewish mother once said: “So he’s short … he can stand on his wallet.”

What’s your height, and what’s your distance off the tee?

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