Cesar Chavez is looking for Frosh offensive and defensive volunteer coaches. Please e-mail Gilbert Porche' at email@example.com or at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I'm not a scratch golfer or bowler. I can't read the stock market and I have a hard time remembering my wife's cell number. But I can call 'Flip Right Double X Jet 36 Counter Naked Waggle at 7 X Quarter' in my sleep. JG