Thanksgiving Wishes to Y'all

A Thanksgiving wish to all of you and yours. We will be taking Thanksgiving off, one of only four days we do not post a story, including Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years and Charlie Ebbets birthday (just kidding). Have a good day.

The Night of Thanksgiving

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving
But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting Sheep.

The leftovers beckoned
The dark meet and white,
But I fought the temptation
With all of my might.

Tossing and Turning
With Anticipation,
The thought of a snack
became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge
Full of Goodies galore,

I gobbled up turkey
And buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
Beans and tomatoes.

I felt my self swelling
So plump and so round,
'Till all of a sudden
I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling,
Floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding
And a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell
As I soared past the trees...
Happy Eating to All
(Pass the Cranberries please).

So may your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes and
Gravy have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious,
May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs.

Happy Thanksgiving to all
and to all pumpkin pie.

  The Dugout staff
  Tot, Pearlie and George

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