The Padres are playing tighter than a Mormon girl on prom night. They need to relax. For your consideration, I propose they need a slumpbuster.
"A slumpbuster is if a team's in a slump, or if you personally are in a slump, you gotta find the fattest, gnarliest, grossest chick and you just gotta lay the wood to her. And when you do that, you're just gonna have instant success. And it could also be called jumping on a grenade for the team."
SDSU Alum and career .303 hitter
Whether it is giving the dog a bone (Grace), taking some naked BP (Mike Redmond), or getting into a team bar fight (Necessary Roughness), these guys need to do something.
Thoughts? Suggestions for what these guys can do to break out of it?
I propose they find the infamous TJ Donkey Show.