This just popped into my head for some reason.
When I was in 8th grade, the movie First Night came out. I remember being excited for the movie, as I'm a dork and though "Sean Connery playing King Arthur? Hellz yeah!"
That movie was beyond horrible. Sean Connery played a gaping vag who was cuckolded by a hobo. They made Lancelot a f'ing hobo.
I mean, I guess if they were going to make him homeless, a hobo isn't that bad, what with the Hobo Code and all.
Another was Troy. Forget the fact that they ruined the plot of one of the great works of literature, but what was with the accents? I get that most of the actors were british, but why did the non brits talk in half assed british accents? That wasn't necessary at all. No one alive today has heard ancient greek, but I assure you it didn't sound like Brad Pitt's quasi-british accent. Just speak normally, viewers get it.
That piece of sh*t really ruined a good opportunity with a pretty good cast.
Also, the Thin Red Line. Most boring war movie ever. I am convinced that anyone who tells you how awesome it is, really doesn't want to admit that they fell asleep watching it, lest people think them stupid.
I'd like to hear some of your thoughts on random crappy movies.