OK, a few months ago, my life had a jarring set of changes that I won't bore you with, I'm not Nibiru, plus I've already bored a few of you with the details via PM anyways, so whatever.
So one of the things I decided was I was going to get into good shape, so I started lifting weights again and eating healthier, stuff like that, though not that much healthier because I have a freakishly high metabolism and am skinny as sh(t.
Ok blah, now to the interesting/funny part.
Trying to gain weight and muscle, I've been trying to ingest at least 100 grams of protein a day. I haven't gained much weight. Which not point of the post.
Now to the point.
My digestive system is having a lot of fun with the diet change. I'm having crazy protein farts several times a day. My cube at work smells like the dead at most times. This suck/is hilarious because a lot of program managers I work with sit near me and a few have just wandered over to talk right after I've just let out a stream of unholy death gas. I've seen one turn pretty green. He took it pretty well and just moved some documents we were reviewing to an adjacent cube.