Here's the Realtor's pitch:
Enjoy living in your very own CELEBRITY HOME in the exclusive guard-gated waterfront community of Cloisters on the Bay, in the heart of Miami's
historical and vibrant Coconut Grove village, the safest neighborhood in Miami*.
Privacy, security, and tranquility await you in this magnificent villa, the largest one, and one of the newest (built in 2008), in Cloisters on the Bay.
This 6 bedroom, 8+ bathroom home is perfect for entertaining under the stars or during bright sunny days, with its grand roof-top terrace (more than 2,300 sq. ft.), outdoor hot tub, 2 barbeque grills, plunge pool and spa, formal dining room, entertainment level, and abundance of flowing natural light.
If purchased "as is" for asking price, and closed on by 5:00PM EST on December 31, 2010, seller will provide buyer with round-trip private jet service of seller's choice for 4 people (Miami-Dallas-Miami) plus 4 Club Level tickets to the biggest sporting event of the year, to be held on February 6, 2011 at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas.