Full Video: Dirk v Heckler: 'Mix In A Water!'

How does Dirk deal with a drunken heckler? See the exclusive DB.com video complete with a speech to kids, memories of Germany, thoughts on his "decent'' Mavs career and more!

The scene: Late on Saturday, Jan. 8, 2011, at the AAC. High school kids had questions. Dirk Nowitzki's fielded them all ... and in midstream was also able to cleverly and good-naturedly handle a drunken fan. ...

Pull up a cold one -- The UberMan suggest a glass of water -- and enjoy ...

Good advice to the kids (if you understand German.) And "Mix in a water!''? Good advice for all of us, courtesy of DallasBasketball.com and The UberMan.

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