DONUT 1: "In my opinion, he's a top 10 player in NBA history.'' -- Dallas Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle on Dirk Nowitzki.
Now THERE'S a way for a coach to fill a down week with some barroom-brawl talk!
The full quote, from a Monday national TV appearance:
"In my opinion, he's a top 10 player in NBA history.'' because of the uniqueness of his game and how he's carried this franchise on his back for over a decade. He's just right. He's leading the team. His shot-making is great. He's passing the ball great. He's one of the guys that's directing traffic for us defensively."
It's futile to truly attempt to winnow down the list. There are a handful of guys who define the sport ... for me that list begins with Jordan and Wilt, continues to Kareem, Russell and Magic ... and then come legends like Robertson, Bird, Hakeem, Shaq ... and yeah, right around there, Dirk is in there somewhere with Moses, Duncan, Malone, West, Baylor, Barkley.
Top 10? Top 30? Either is good enough for me -- and I bet a major boost to The UberMan's confidence to hear his coach -- a close friend and former teammate of Larry Bird's -- announce it as fact.
DONUT 2: Carlisle's pronouncement is at least enough to shut down the Idiocracy that sees Nowitzki as just another soft whitey who shoots 3's, right?
Welcome to the Idiocracy, Charley Rosen.
I am gainfully employed by Fox, as is Charley. So maybe I should shut up. (Indeed, I may be the only sportswriter in the world who is gainfully employed by Fox AND by ESPN, so many I should double-shut-up.)
But I cannot help myself as I review the thoughts of the likes of Rosen regarding Dirk, especially when in recent years he's opted to compare The UberMan unfavorably with Pau Gasol. Like here. And here.
"Gasol gets a slight edge,'' Charley says.
Dirk ranks behind Manu and Pau as international players because he "Can do everything except lead his team to a championship.''
Instead of me shutting up, it's fun watching Nowitzki cause his critics to do so.
DONUT 3: Congratulations are in order for Tyson Chandler, a freshly-minted member of the NBA's All-Defensive Team.
Chandler, who recently finished third in the NBA in the Defensive Player of the Year voting, becomes just the second Mav ever honored in that way, joining Derek Harper.
"Thanks to everyone for the love,'' Chandler tweets, "but special thanks to my teammates for helping me make All-Defensive team."
Well, it's a team effort, of course. But TY -- even more than the 10.1 points, 9.4 rebounds and 1.1 blocks during the regular season -- is providing a heart-and-soul center to the Dallas defense since being acquired for nothing more than The DUST Chip.
Congratulations to TY!
DONUT 4: As you know, it's an ancient tradition here at DallasBasketball.com to hand out "The Dirkie'' for the Player of the Game – but only after wins, because we are spoiled that way.
So DB.com Boards superstar "Grumpy'' did the math: In the 2010-11 season, who has the most "Dirkies'' resting on their mantel?
The tally is here.
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DONUT 6: Time to clarify my position on the Mavs "feelings'' regarding Jason Terry and the "business'' of Jason Terry.
This is a wonderful moment, strategically speaking, for Jet to announce that he'd like to be a Mav for life. And the quotes from GM Donnie Nelson on ESPNDallas -- "the feeling is mutual'' are warm-and-fuzzy.
But today's warm-and-fuzzy will eventually be tomorrow's business decision involving a 33-year-old player who will eventually decline who is playing on what will be a $10.7 mil expiring contract.
This is no time to be anti-Jet, and I'm not anti-Jet. I'm simply pointing out that "feelings'' after beating the Lakers and advancing to the WCF on the strength of a wonderful Jason Terry performance is different than "business,'' which is what the Mavs will be faced with, say, next trade deadline.
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DONUT 9: It's shaking down: The Mavs, as you know the home team in the WCF, open the Western Finals on Sunday at the AAC if OKC/Memphis goes six games or fewer. If that series stretches to seven, it looks like the WCF starts Tuesday.
If it all starts Sunday, Games 1 and 2 will be Sunday and Tuesday in Dallas. If Tuesday is the start-up day, Games 1 and 2 will apparently be Tuesday and Thursday at the AAC.
DONUT 10: Carlisle will meet the media during the lunch hour today, and of course DB.com will be there will an All-Access Practice Pass presented to you this afternoon. (We'll also live-tweet everything, so follow me on Twitter at FishSports along with Michael Dugat and Kevin Brolan, too!
Interesting: Today's is an "optional'' workout for Mavs players. I suppose there might be somebody with family in town (Mother's Day extended) or somebody with a dentist's appointment up at McKinneyDentist.com or something but ... how many Mavs are going to not be at a pst-Lakers, pre-WCF workout?
Precious few, I would think.
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"Hey,'' Nowitzki said, looking down at the prop bottle set before him, "Gatorade doesn't pay me, man."
Yes, Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks have themselves a bit of attitude this year.