Donuts: Giant Dirk & 'High Maintenance Woman'
DONUT 1: Dirk wins The Silver Laurel Leaf. No, I don't know what it is. But if The UberMan is getting it, it must be quite something.
DONUT 2: In case you missed it: The DB.com staff looks forward to the Mavs in 2011-12 with a position-by-position breakdown of the roster ... and possible additions to it.
DONUT 3: Hey, look who is the star of Toby Keith's "High Maintanence Woman'' video!
That's Renee, former Dallas Mavericks Dancer. Here's some of what else she's up to nowaways. (Thanks to reader JJD.)
DONUT 4: Later today, my 1-on-1 with first-round rookie and first-time champion Dominique Jones, who talks about weaknesses, workouts, tattoos, his leaders on the Mavs, his two offers to play overseas, why he feels like an important part of a title team (with even more important moments to come) and why he says, ‘I wish that season would've gone on forever.' Our exclusive DoJo Q-and-A, coming up Monday!
DONUT 5: Please peek into the Mavs DB.com Store! Which will it be? 'YES. WE. DID'? 'Take That Championship Wit Chew'? Or 'The UberMan'?
Or, if you really wish to treat yourself ... The Mavs Jason Kidd BBIQ is in! Show off your BBIQ!
DONUT 6: Come join us on Twitter!
DONUT 7: Roddy B and The Ianimal are working out together in Dallas. Hey, that's a start, having two French guys who are Mavs property teamming up. Of course, the real story occurs when those workout sessions include eight, nine or 12 men who call themselves "Mavericks.''
DONUT 8: The most popular shoes worn in the NBA, by the numbers.
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DONUT 11: Chris Bosh is going to act in the TV show "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.'' All I know is, if Bosh is the victim, the prime suspect for who murdered him would have to be Dirk.
DONUT 12: Shaq says Rondo's confidence is shaken … thanks to Barack Obama.
Yes, if you wanna make your jokes that Obama has done the same to all of us, feel free.