It appears that many of you are doing a fine job so far, so keep it up. However, some of you need a refresher course on the subject.
Before the game suggestions:
A. Never mention any Bears opponent's injuries or negative trends.
B. Accentuate the opponent's positives and be mum on their negatives. Make them seem invincibile with your comments.
C. Generously mention the Bears playoff history over the last 15 years or so.
D. Make sure every sentence has some mention about how bad Rex Grossman can be and how overrated the Bears are.
E. During every round, mention the appropriate worst comment: Worst 13-3 team ever, worst divisional winner ever, worst NFC conference winner ever, worst Super Bowl winner ever, worst repeat Super Bowl winner ever ...
F. If blatant hate is not your thing, say that the Bears are the greatest team ever and that their opponents have no chance. Sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm.
After the Bears victory:
A. Mention how bad their opponent was and why they lost: injuries, bad calls, bad luck, etc.
B. Never, ever say anything that implies the Bears did something to prevent their opponent from winning.
C. Point to a key play in the game and say that they were lucky when that happened, and if it didn't, then they would have lost.
D. If you are running out of things to say, talk about the loser Bears fans or how Chicago is such a pit of a city.
E. If you can't think of anything else to say, show your fine grasp of the English language and just say something like, "the Bears still suck!"
Next up, the New Orleans Saints!