The Buffalo Bills haven't had much luck finding a franchise quarterback since Jim Kelly retired. The team has tried to draft, sign and trade for quarterbacks but they still haven't found "the man" at the position. On Sunday, EJ Manuel was the latest player to show that he wasn't the answer at quarterback for Buffalo.
"Immediate temporary opening: Starting quarterback for the Buffalo Bills
-Must have some football experience either in Madden NFL 16 (Xbox or PlayStation), peewee football, high school, college, or at the professional level.
-Must be able to work irregular hours and work week. Typically Tuesday-Friday, Sunday, occasionally Thursday, and some holidays.
- Must know general rules and laws of the NFL
Additional skills needed:
- Must be able to withstand constant criticism and belittling
-Must be able to throw football deep, accurately, and consistently (preferably no turnovers)
-Must be able to withstand a constant pass rush from the opposing defense"
While the ad is obviously a joke, there is one player who cannot wait to prove that he can be the man at quarterback following Buffalo's bye: Tyrod Taylor.
The quarterback has missed the last two weeks with an MCL injury, but he's shown promise on the field with Buffalo, leading the team to a 3-2 record. Taylor has a chance to be 'the man' for the Bills long term if he can get the Bills back on track during their final nine games of the season.