The Buffalo Bisons are hosting a 'Keep Tom Brady Suspended' night

The Buffalo Bisons are responding to Pawtucket's 'Free Brady Night.'

The Pawtucket Red Sox are hosting a 'Free Tom Brady Friday' on June 10th and Buffalo's minor league baseball team has responded.

On June 11th, the Buffalo Bisons will host a 'Keep Brady Suspended' night as a part of their doubleheader on June 11. The Bisons would certainly like to see the Buffalo Bills face off against a Brady-less New England Patriots in Week 4 this season. 

In a hilarious press release, the Bisons gave out the following details on their 'Keep Brady Suspended' night:

The New England Patriots quarterback has been suspended the first four games of the 2016 NFL season for cheating in a playoff game against the Indianapolis Colts. To show our support for this just and rightful punishment, the 'Keep Brady Suspended Night' will feature:

  • Buy-One, Get-one Free Tickets to anyone that brings a PROPERLY-INFLATED football to be donated to area youth football programs
  • Accepting UN-DESTROYED cell phone donations for 'Cell Phones for Soldiers' charity
  • A 12.5% discount in the Bisons' gift shop for anyone that brings a Tom Brady jersey/t-shirt to add to the postgame Fireworks Display. Help us remind Tom of the minimum amount of inflation for footballs, for you know...once he gets to play again
  • Scoreboard videos featuring some of sports' greatest cheaters, with special video tribute to Patriots' coach, Bill Belichick and much, much more!

Some fans should be advised. If you are named 'Tom' or 'Brady,' you will be allowed entrance into Coca-Cola Field for 'Keep Brady Suspended' Night, but will not be allowed to watch the first four innings of game one of the doubleheader. Please, no appeals.

Being banned for the first four innings for having the name 'Tom' or 'Brady' is a nice touch after Pawtucket said people with those names would be able to attend their game for free. You also have to appreciate the Bisons collecting un-destroyed cell phone and properly-inflated footballs.

Well played, Bisons. Well played.

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