Happy Valentine's Day, dorks.
The fact that I lack a boyfriend will not stop me from enjoying this day as I've decided to create my own. One that doesn't use batter .....er,.......anyway - I figure this motley crew has enough salvageable qualities to smash together and create one halfway decent guy. Of course, you're still sorely lacking in the looks department (except for that one semi-hot guy who's always reminding me he's married - his constant chattering interferes with getting a good ... well, never mind) but most of you are funny as hell and as you know, the ability to make me laugh is way better than a big ...... wallet.
I don't want to hear how you have wives or girlfriends or both or even boyfriends. You're my f ucking Valentine today. <3