Happy Holidays from BerniesInsiders.com!

Just a brief note to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas from the gang at BerniesInsiders.com!

From gang at BerniesInsiders.com, we wish you all a Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Or Holiday of your choosing!

We'll be spending time with our families today, so the site updating won't be as obsessive as usual. But we've got a story on the site about who to watch in today's Hawaii Bowl if you're so interested, and don't be too surprised if a What's Gonna Happen shows up later on today.

Plus, we know that there are some new dawgs joining us today who got BerniesInsiders Total Access Pass as a gift. If you've got any questions about the site or how to get into premium features, feel free to click the little "Contact Us" link, and your friendly neighborhood webmaster will get back to you as soon as possible.

Again, we hope you all have a great holiday, and we promise a 2004 filled with enough Cleveland football goodness to stop a charging reindeer. Cheers!!!

- AB

Despite the photo used in this story - the only Browns-related Santa we could find - BerniesInsiders.com in no way supports throwing, winging, chucking, hurling, or tossing of dangerous plastic objects onto football fields. Unless you're aiming for Ray Lewis. Or any member of the Steelers. Wait... wait... that's bad too. Don't do that. They wouldn't do it to you. Wait again... actually, um, they probably would, but we don't support such things and prefer that Ravens and Steelers fans do all future bottle tossing so we can poke fun at them about it. If you want to scream yourself hoarse next time you're at a game, though, we're really behind that. In short, holler and disrupt, good. Wing and toss, bad. So, don't do what the guy in the picture is doing. Trust us on that. Thanks.

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