Dallas Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells is the latest sports figure to be accused of a form of racism after making a remark in a recent press conference which offended a number of people. After apologizing profusely, Parcells was not disciplined by the NFL.
Proving to be fearless once more, the lunatics from Bang! cartoons have provided us with their twisted view of this latest off-the-field screw-up, in the process skewering racial stereotypes and providing a soapbox for monster amphibians.
This is the sort of weirdness we save for the Back Pages.