WIRE: COUCH RICH, COWHER GOOFY
Tim Couch is rich. He's now got millions of dollars to play with, thanks to the Browns picking up the remaining four years of his contract. As I read through the wire, though, I wonder why there are references to "Al Lerner making Couch rich"... does Lerner run this as a charity operation? If so, why aren't my tickets free? Nevermind.... the other story on the wire is funnier: Steeler coach Bill Cowher desperately searching for something to holler about prior to the Browns game. I'd tell you where he found it, but I don't want to spoil the surprise - it definately fits into a unique category of faux bruised egos. Hilarious. Steve Doerschuck and Bill Rabinowitz mix it up with stories on Davis' reception to the Hurricanes championship and Courtney Brown's lost season respectively. (AB)
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