Danimal Commentary

The collected works of Danimal, who knows that there is, in fact a gleam.

Danimal Commentary

It Wasn't Supposed to Be Like This (10/14/02)
The Courtney Conundrum (9/04/02)
A Purely Objective Analysis of all AFC North Teams (8/16/02)
The Longest Yard: For Love of Money (6/11/02)

About Danimal

Born at an early age, Danimal's story is one of resiliency and overcoming the odds. When he was just 9 years old, his parents and younger brother were eaten alive by a wild pack of alligators. As a result of this tragedy, Danimal was left to care for his troglodytic older brother. Bouncing from foster home to foster home, Danimal used his considerable survival skills to care for himself and his older brother, with Danimal eventually going to college and his older brother enrolling in a traveling freak show. Danimal now lives in Lawrence, KS, and was recently named one of the 40,000 hottest guys in Lawrence. He is also the head of an Italian crime family, which is odd because Danimal is neither Italian nor a criminal.


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