Here at OBR headquarters, we have just completed our six-foot tall sculpture, made entirely out of now-empty beer cans, in the image of Howard, of Howard's Jeweler's fame.
Why do this? Because only the most brilliant and perceptive companies deserve such respect. And because we have a lot of empties.
Howard deserves such an honor because Howard's Jewelers has stepped up to sponsor the OBR, as well as other fan-run local sports media powerhouses in SportsTalkCleveland.com and Serious Fans.
There's also an important message Howard is trying to get to the most crazed fans on the planet which is, of course, "Why Pay Retail?".
Since a lot of us here are guys, and guys need to buy jewelry for their significant others, who do things like tolerate the presence of six-foot tall beer can sculptures in what was once a formal dining room, he's created some special deals for OBR visitors.
Check it out:
Let us once more bow in reverence towards Howard, a man of unchallenged vision and low, low jewelry prices.