Great Cowboys Jokes

September 6 - Are the Cowboys a joke? We'll find out on Sunday when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers travel to Dallas to take on the team that used to be "America's Team." In the meantime, we've got some great Cowboys jokes for your viewing pleasure, Bucs fans.

CAUTION! These jokes may be extremely offensive to Dallas Cowboys fans or anyone without a sense of humor. If you feel you may be offended - Don't Read 'Em!

If you read them and are offended - Too Bad - you shouldn't have read 'em.

These jokes are courtesy of BucNut, a Buccaneer Magazine subscriber and visitor.

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful," says Einstein. "We will have to talk out the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We have so much to discuss!" Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "194." "That is great!", responds Einstein. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We have much to discuss!" Einstein goes to another man and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Einstein responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys!"

A woman in Dallas calls 9-1-1. Hysterically she says, "Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to attack me!" The police officer says, "I'm sorry, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.

Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A Dallas Cowboy's huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Q: Why is the Chicago Bears trying to sign Michael Irvin?
A: They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

Q: What did Dallas newspapers report yesterday about Texas Stadium?
A: They're going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass."

Q: What new honor system did the Dallas Cowboy's adopt?
A: "Yes, your honor" ... "No, your honor."

Q: What was the Cowboys record last season? A: They were 12-4 ... 12 arrests and 4 convictions.

Q: The Cowboys knew they had to do something about their defense, so who did they hire as their defensive coordinator?
A: Johnny Cochran.

Q: How do the Cowboys spend their first week of spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

Q: What's the difference between a Dallas Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.

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