4 Oakland – The Old Folks Home still knows how to play.
5 Chicago – Survives against the Mighty Vick
6 Denver – That defense might be something special.
7 Philadelphia – Didn't blow a big lead this week.
8 Buffalo – Might be a reach here. But held off Minnesota.
9 Tampa Bay – Looked much better but offense still isn't there
10 San Francisco – The lack of offense is surprising
11 San Diego – Beat up on two bad teams.
12 Atlanta – The best 0 –2 team I've seen in a while
13 St. Louis – I still think they'll pull a Lazarus this year
14 Green Bay – The defense cost them this week.
15 Pittsburgh – I should put them lower, but the level of play has to get better
16 Tennessee – Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde are a case study
17 Cleveland – Is a quarterback controversy brewing?
18 NY Giants – Okay, they proved me wrong, but Ron Dayne is still a huge bust.
19 Seattle – Will Trent Dilfer lead them back to respectability?
20 Indianapolis – Peyton Manning needs to stop watching old videos of Vinny Testeverde
21 Dallas – Jerry Jones really likes Quincy Carter. Why?
22 Arizona – Will someone please give Jake Plummer an offense to thrive in.
23 Jacksonville – Jimmy Smith is money.
24 Washington – This team will devour only really bad defenses.
25 Minnesota – Two blown losses in a row
26 Kansas City – Lucky win in Week 1, but couldn't get Brunell to toss his helmet.
27 Seattle – Who was the idiot who picked Seattle to be playoff bound? Oh…that's right, Me.
28 Cincinnati – If I were a Bengals fan, I'd…well…I'd never be a Bengals fan
29 Houston – Please. They beat Dallas for Christ's Sake.
30 Carolina – Is 2 – 0? But they beat Detroit and Baltimore…ohhhhhh.
31 Detroit – I could have them last, but I have ethics
32 Baltimore – Awful doesn't even begin to describe it