This is Turner.
She’s my two-year-old Rhodesian Ridgeback.
Her breed originated in Africa where they were trained to hunt lions.
But as I live in Texas and don’t have any lions roaming around in my backyard, all Turner’s ever gotten is a squirrel.
Turner was an awesome puppy.
And she’s a great dog.
For the most part.
The kids adore her and she looks after them.
So overall I’m a pretty happy ridgeback owner.
Yesterday Turner ate my EAR Inc. custom earplugs.
Or rather she just chewed them to shreds.
Regardless, my $1,000 earplugs are no more.
If Turner had a doghouse, she’d be in it right now.