Don’t worry Connecticut.
No alligators are coming to get ya’.
According to - probably still laughing news sources – Connecticut “State Environmental Conservation (EnCon) Police responded to a report of a dead alligator in the Connecticut River, north of Hartford. As a result of the investigation it was determined that it was not a live alligator that died, it was a stuffed alligator. No further information is available at this time.”
I was worried about that dead alligator attacking someone for a minute there.