Connecticut Alligator Actually Just...

And why would a dead gator worry you anyway?

Don’t worry Connecticut.

No alligators are coming to get ya’.

According to - probably still laughing news sources – Connecticut “State Environmental Conservation (EnCon) Police responded to a report of a dead alligator in the Connecticut River, north of Hartford.  As a result of the investigation it was determined that it was not a live alligator that died, it was a stuffed alligator. No further information is available at this time.”

Oh.

Thank God.

I was worried about that dead alligator attacking someone for a minute there.

Not!


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