A Ukrainian farmer named Ivan…
Well, of course his name is Ivan.
He lives in the Ukrainian.
They’re all named Ivan over there.
Farmer Ivan claims to have killed a chupacabra that was terrorizing village of Rukshin. Ivan told media, “The chupacabra was hunting and I killed it. It had been scaring local people for a long time. It was eating our chickens and rabbits.”
The dead varmint was taken to a local vet who has yet to be able to identify it.
What do you think it is?