If it’s one of these two items then you’re the man.
Crafted from durable stainless steel, the Man Card fits in any regular wallet, prevents bending of credit cards, and features an epic mustache that opens your favorite brew.
The Hostage Escape Credit Card also fits in you wallet and features a tool to get you out of almost any situation. It includes a saw, handcuff shim, rake, and tension wrench.
Get both at the links below: