Those crazy canucks.
Mounties in B.C. were called to a gas station near Edmonton around 2 a.m. on Aug. 24 to deal with a man who was washing his naked body with milk.
And, NO, we don’t have pictures.
It seems as though the man had accidentally sprayed bear spray on his genitals.
Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Cpl. Don Wrigglesworth told news outlets the man, “was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain.”
No word on what police did with the man or if the milk helped ease the burn in any way.
What’s the moral of this story?
I guess don’t accidentally spray pepper spray on your crotch.
Consider yourself warned.