I'm really at a loss of where to even start on this one.
I mean, I can't decide if this is just, like, old fashioned weird or borderline psychotic.
But then again, who am I to judge?
The good folks at Analog Watch Co. (or as I stated above, old fashioned weird or borderline psychotic folks) will gladly transform your dog's shed hair into a lovely piece of jewelry.
They make watches out of your pet's hair!
This is not an April Fool's Joke.
Check the above date!
And the above link.
Or the above video!
These are real watches made from your pet's HAIR!
The stuff you vacuum up and throw away!
The stuff your curse for being all over your furniture!
And, now, you can wear it around!
What the hell man!