This is not a joke.
Tombstone tough man Sam Elliot plans on killing Bigfoot.
But only after he kills Hitler first.
All in an upcoming movie, of course.
Deadline reports that Elliot will star in the upcoming The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot to be directed by John Sayles.
The movie synopsis, according to Deadline:
The story follows a legendary American war veteran named Calvin Barr (Elliott) who, decades after serving in WWII and assassinating Adolf Hitler, must now hunt down the fabled Bigfoot. Living a peaceful life in New England, the former veteran is contacted by the FBI and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police to lead the charge as the creature is carrying a deadly plague and is hidden deep inside the Canadian wilderness.
The movie is set to start shooting in August 2017.
No word on just what caliber Elliot's character will be using to down Bigfoot.
But here's hoping it's a clean kill.
No one wants to see a Bigfoot suffer.
Stop right there Bigfoot!