Pastor Attacked, Consumed By Crocodiles

He was trying to reenact a miracle

He who lives by the faith...

Dies by the faith.

At least where crocodiles are concerned.

And stupidity reigns.

Zimbabwe Pastor Jonathon Mthethwa of the Saint of the Last Days Church in Zimbabwe was attacked, killed, and eaten by three crocodiles while trying to reenact the miracle of Jesus by walking on water...

Across Crocodile River.

According to UNILAD,

Mthethwa, from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died Saturday morning trying to demonstrate the biblical miracle to his congregants.
According to The Herald Zimbabwe, he drowned into the Crocodile River and was seen by his church members getting eaten by 3 crocodiles.
Deacon Nkosi, a member of the church, told the newspaper, “The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week.
“He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us.
“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”
Pastor Mthethwa was said to have walked into the water and when he was 30 meters inside the river, attempted to ascend above the water so he can start walking, but the 3 crocodile appeared from nowhere and started feasting on him. 


He walked across a river of crocodiles and got eaten.

Go figure.

Was this fate?

Divine intervention?

Darwin's Theory at its best?

Or just a major, major mishap?

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